Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Pornku (Like Roku but more Relevant)

The pornku. Where to start with this bad boy. It's like a roku but porn only. The idea is the hardware is 19.99 or maybe 9.99. All the porn from all the free sites is pre-filtered for their actual categories. So you can watch all the porn you like, for free, pre-filtered. It's nice.

For 19.99 a month you can get access to playlists, make your own playlists even. Also, you can get pre-skipping algorithms that will auto skips parts of the porn videos for you. You can up to the premium plan where you can view more than one video on the screen at a time. The premium plan is 24.99 a month.

Now that I am a billionaire, I am going to donate half of my money to the education of children in America.